The Great Emu War of 1932
Burnt Orange / XS
$17.99
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*Look at the book I am reading;
'The Great Emu War of 1932', a True Story of Hope & Survival
in a war of Australians vs. the Emu, guess who wins? (you should google it)
This soft Tee smells like Victory and I’ve personally vetted these Specs:
I’ve personally vetted these Specs:
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Admire it...Wear it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
The Great Emu War of 1932
$17.99
Sale price
$17.99
Regular price
'The Great Emu War of 1932', a True Story of Hope & Survival
in a war of Australians vs. the Emu, guess who wins? (you should google it)
This soft Tee smells like Victory and I’ve personally vetted these Specs:
I’ve personally vetted these Specs:
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Admire it...Wear it...Strut in it. ~Dennis