{"product_id":"car-magnets","title":"I Love Dennis Magnet","description":"*Honest update humans...your car is boring, but I, Dennis the Emu am here to fix that! You're Welcome.\u003cbr\u003e\n*The Upgrade Your Ride Desperately needs: a Certified Masterpiece Personally conceptualized by Dennisaurus-Rex himself.\u003cbr\u003e\nInstant Street Cred: Slap this bad boy on and instantly Rex-ify your ride.\u003cbr\u003e\nEmu-Strength Grip: These magnets stick harder than Dennis clings to his mommy.\u003cbr\u003e\nWeatherproof Wonder: Rain, shine, or car wash, the colors stay sharper than my middle talon.\u003cbr\u003e\nCommitment Issues? No Problem: Like a female emu, you can swap them around as fast as your chaotic mood changes.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Boring (but Important) Details\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tMaterial: 100% heavy-duty vinyl.\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tVibe: Ultra-sleek, anti-glare matte finish.\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tBacking: Midnight-black magnetic power.\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tDurability: Fully weather-resistant against mother nature.\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tOrigin: Blank product proudly sourced in the USA.\u003cbr\u003e\n*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 Years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eBluedog Limited c\/o PRINTIFUL\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e217 Wrangler Drive, Coppell, TX, 75019\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Dennis' Emusing T-Shirts and Swag","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49574572687599,"sku":"3180089_22710","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/9198\/4623\/files\/car-magnets-white-5x5-front-6a0f49a5a8d2d.jpg?v=1779386805","url":"https:\/\/dennis-emusing-t-shirts-and-swag.myshopify.com\/products\/car-magnets","provider":"Dennis' Emusing T-Shirts and Swag","version":"1.0","type":"link"}