{"product_id":"double-sided-ceramic-ornaments","title":"Dennis the Emu Christmas Ornament","description":"Prepare your eyeballs because this ornament is so shiny it might actually trigger me. (I love shiny things) iykyk\u003cbr\u003e\nHigh-gloss finish that is slicker than a wet raptor. Grab just one, or buy a pack of 3, 5, or 10 if you have a massive tree to conquer.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEmu-Proof Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tWhite Aluminum Base: Lightweight metal. Will not shatter when I inevitably knock the tree over.\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tOval Shape (2.36″ × 2.99″): Looks exactly like a prehistoric egg. Do not try to hatch it.\u003cbr\u003e\n•\t0.025″ Thickness: Razor-thin. Razor-sharp? No, that is just my teeth.\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tGlossy Finish: Blind your holiday guests with pure, unadulterated reflection.\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tRed Ribbon Included: Perfect for hanging. Impossible to tie with my tiny, useless arms.\u003cbr\u003e\n•\tSourced globally to decorate your bougie barn.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Dennis' Emusing T-Shirts and Swag","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50149424759023,"sku":"6412919_23135","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/9198\/4623\/files\/metal-christmas-ornament-white-aluminum-oval-front-6a4ec7bd7d5c7.jpg?v=1783548042","url":"https:\/\/dennis-emusing-t-shirts-and-swag.myshopify.com\/products\/double-sided-ceramic-ornaments","provider":"Dennis' Emusing T-Shirts and Swag","version":"1.0","type":"link"}