Women’s V Neck - Tell me that I'm Handsome
Solid Black Blend / S
$21.99
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$21.99
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SUPER SOFT & CUDDLY...like me, the dashingly Handsome, Dennisaurus-Rex!
* Listen, Humans, This isn't just a shirt; it’s a feather-soft revolution for your human torso.
I’ve personally vetted these Specs:
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Admire it...Wear it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
Women’s V Neck - Tell me that I'm Handsome
$21.99
Sale price
$21.99
Regular price
* Listen, Humans, This isn't just a shirt; it’s a feather-soft revolution for your human torso.
I’ve personally vetted these Specs:
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Admire it...Wear it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 25 ¼ | 38 - 41 |
| L | 26 ½ | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 27 ½ | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 28 | 50 - 53 |