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"Wanna Pet my Emu?"
* Listen, Humans, This isn't just a shirt; it’s a feather-soft revolution for your human torso.
I’ve personally vetted the Specs while sprinting at 30-35 miles per hour.
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
Adult - Can I Pet that Dawg?
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* Listen, Humans, This isn't just a shirt; it’s a feather-soft revolution for your human torso.
I’ve personally vetted the Specs while sprinting at 30-35 miles per hour.
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis