Adult Hoodie - Can I Pet That Dawg?
Carolina Blue / S
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
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Designed by me, Dennis the Emu, a Bird of High Fashion!
*See here, humans deserve a Hoodie that feels like a big warm hug from me (IYKYK)
This one is soft, smooth, and stylish enough to impress the other Ratites (google it)
It is the perfect choice for cooler evenings when you do not have natural plumage to keep you warm!
The Technical Specs:
Feather-Free Fluff: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester.
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—Heavy enough to feel safe from the Bully T-Rex's.
Air-Jet Spun Yarn: Super soft feel and reduced pilling, because nobody likes itchy chest feathers.
Double-Lined Hood: Comes with a matching drawcord that I will absolutely try to peck at.
No Awkward Lines: Quarter-turned body to avoid a crease down the middle.
Stretchy Bits: 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for maximum running speed.
Front Pouch Pocket: Perfect for hiding shiny things you stole from the neighbors.
Tough Stitching: Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem to survive wild wing flaps.
Global Adventure: Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.
Dennis’s Big Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may look a bit off-white. Do not peck me if it is not blindingly bright white!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Bluedog Limited c/o PRINTIFUL and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 217 Wrangler Drive, Coppell, TX 75019 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Adult Hoodie - Can I Pet That Dawg?
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
*See here, humans deserve a Hoodie that feels like a big warm hug from me (IYKYK)
This one is soft, smooth, and stylish enough to impress the other Ratites (google it)
It is the perfect choice for cooler evenings when you do not have natural plumage to keep you warm!
The Technical Specs:
Feather-Free Fluff: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester.
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)—Heavy enough to feel safe from the Bully T-Rex's.
Air-Jet Spun Yarn: Super soft feel and reduced pilling, because nobody likes itchy chest feathers.
Double-Lined Hood: Comes with a matching drawcord that I will absolutely try to peck at.
No Awkward Lines: Quarter-turned body to avoid a crease down the middle.
Stretchy Bits: 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for maximum running speed.
Front Pouch Pocket: Perfect for hiding shiny things you stole from the neighbors.
Tough Stitching: Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem to survive wild wing flaps.
Global Adventure: Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.
Dennis’s Big Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may look a bit off-white. Do not peck me if it is not blindingly bright white!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Bluedog Limited c/o PRINTIFUL and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 217 Wrangler Drive, Coppell, TX 75019 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |