Adult - I'm Kind of a 'Big Dill'
Kelly Green / S
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Yeah.....I'm kind of a "Big Dill" around here
Listen up, humans! Dennisaurus-Rex here. I have officially found the ultimate wrapper for your fleshy upper bodies. This isn't just a T-shirt. It’s a soft, comfy masterpiece made of 100% ring-spun cotton, which I assume means it was spun by actual royalty.
We slapped double stitching on the neckline and sleeves because I know how violently you flail around when you get excited. It's durable. It's beautiful. It's going to be your new favorite item of clothing until the end of time.
The Raptor-Specs:
• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Pure luxury for your fragile un-feathered skin.
• Sport Grey Variant: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for the athletes among us).
• Heather Colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton (blended to perfection just for you).
• Lightweight Armor: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) of pure aerodynamic speed.
• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Keeps it held together better than most relationships.
• Quarter-Turned: No weird center creases here, we have standards.
• Globally Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.
*Wear it…Strut in it…be cool like me in it.
Adult - I'm Kind of a 'Big Dill'
$17.99
Sale price
$17.99
Regular price
Listen up, humans! Dennisaurus-Rex here. I have officially found the ultimate wrapper for your fleshy upper bodies. This isn't just a T-shirt. It’s a soft, comfy masterpiece made of 100% ring-spun cotton, which I assume means it was spun by actual royalty.
We slapped double stitching on the neckline and sleeves because I know how violently you flail around when you get excited. It's durable. It's beautiful. It's going to be your new favorite item of clothing until the end of time.
The Raptor-Specs:
• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Pure luxury for your fragile un-feathered skin.
• Sport Grey Variant: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for the athletes among us).
• Heather Colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton (blended to perfection just for you).
• Lightweight Armor: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) of pure aerodynamic speed.
• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Keeps it held together better than most relationships.
• Quarter-Turned: No weird center creases here, we have standards.
• Globally Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.
*Wear it…Strut in it…be cool like me in it.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |