Metal Dennis Ornament
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Prepare your eyeballs because this ornament is so shiny it might actually trigger me. (I love shiny things) iykyk
High-gloss finish that is slicker than a wet raptor.
Emu-Proof Specs:
• White Aluminum Base: Lightweight metal. Will not shatter when I inevitably knock the tree over.
• Oval Shape (2.36″ × 2.99″): Looks Exactly like a Raptor Egg. Do not try to hatch it.
• 0.025″ Thickness: Razor-thin. Razor-sharp? No, that is just my teeth.
• Glossy Finish: Blind your holiday guests with pure, unadulterated reflection.
• Red Ribbon Included: Perfect for hanging. Impossible to tie with my tiny, useless arms.
• Sourced globally to decorate your bougie barn, car, whatever...it's cool.
Metal Dennis Ornament
$9.99
Sale price
$9.99
Regular price
High-gloss finish that is slicker than a wet raptor.
Emu-Proof Specs:
• White Aluminum Base: Lightweight metal. Will not shatter when I inevitably knock the tree over.
• Oval Shape (2.36″ × 2.99″): Looks Exactly like a Raptor Egg. Do not try to hatch it.
• 0.025″ Thickness: Razor-thin. Razor-sharp? No, that is just my teeth.
• Glossy Finish: Blind your holiday guests with pure, unadulterated reflection.
• Red Ribbon Included: Perfect for hanging. Impossible to tie with my tiny, useless arms.
• Sourced globally to decorate your bougie barn, car, whatever...it's cool.