Adult - The Great Emu War
Heather Orchid / S
$25.00
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$25.00
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"VICTORY!"
*Did you know that 'The Great Emu War of 1932' is a factual story? Google it...the Emu Win.
This tee is in honor of the brave men and women who laid down their weapons to surrender to the obviously more intelligent Emu.
~Designed my me, the Legendary Dennisaurus-Rex
* Listen, Humans, This isn't just a shirt; it’s a feather-soft revolution for your human torso.
I’ve personally vetted the Specs while sprinting at 30-35 miles per hour.
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Bluedog Limited c/o PRINTIFUL and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 217 Wrangler Drive, Coppell, TX 75019 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Adult - The Great Emu War
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
*Did you know that 'The Great Emu War of 1932' is a factual story? Google it...the Emu Win.
This tee is in honor of the brave men and women who laid down their weapons to surrender to the obviously more intelligent Emu.
~Designed my me, the Legendary Dennisaurus-Rex
* Listen, Humans, This isn't just a shirt; it’s a feather-soft revolution for your human torso.
I’ve personally vetted the Specs while sprinting at 30-35 miles per hour.
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Bluedog Limited c/o PRINTIFUL and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 217 Wrangler Drive, Coppell, TX 75019 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |