Women’s V Neck - Can I Pet That Dawg?
Heather Slate / S
$25.00
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$25.00
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You wanna pet my dawg?
This isn't just a shirt; it’s a feather-soft revolution for your human torso.
I’ve personally vetted the Specs just for you.
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
Women’s V Neck - Can I Pet That Dawg?
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
This isn't just a shirt; it’s a feather-soft revolution for your human torso.
I’ve personally vetted the Specs just for you.
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis