I Petted that Dawg!
Burnt Orange / XS
$17.99
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$17.99
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Have you felt my luxurious feathers between your fingers? Then This Shirt Is For You!
Wear it with pride knowing you have stroked the Legend Himself.
--Now, If you have Not felt my downy softness, but always wanted to, this Tee is as soft as my nether regions. Go ahead, buy it. Then close your eyes and dream I'm there snuggling you.
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Admire it...Wear it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Bluedog Limited c/o PRINTFUL and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 217 Wrangler Drive, Coppell, TX 75019 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
I Petted that Dawg!
$17.99
Sale price
$17.99
Regular price
Wear it with pride knowing you have stroked the Legend Himself.
--Now, If you have Not felt my downy softness, but always wanted to, this Tee is as soft as my nether regions. Go ahead, buy it. Then close your eyes and dream I'm there snuggling you.
• Softness Level: 100% airlume combed cotton. Softer than my own underbelly.
• The "Ash" Exception: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. I don't know what polyester is, but it tastes like progress.
• Retail Fit: Designed to make you look like a sleek, flightless predator...sexxy.
• The Construction: Coverstitched collar and sleeves. Strong enough to survive a territorial dispute.
• Shoulder Taping: Keeps the shape when you’re frantically flapping your arms.
• Tear Away Label: Because itchy necks are for big dumb Ostriches.
• Pre-shrunk: Unlike my patience for slow walkers.
*Admire it...Wear it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Bluedog Limited c/o PRINTFUL and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 217 Wrangler Drive, Coppell, TX 75019 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |