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~Designed by me, Dennisaurus Rex for your little humans~
Whether your chick is Walking, Dancing or doing the Zoomies, this soft tee guarantees they will look cool while doing all the weird things they do.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (guaranteed fluffier than my feathers).
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Excellent for camouflaging near fences and under brush).
• Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester (Aerodynamic for running with neighborhood velociraptors).
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m2 (Lightweight enough to ensure you never overheat in the Outback.
• Pre-shrunk fabric (Because, duh).
• Relaxed unisex fit (Great for kids, puppies, or large flightless birds).
• Side-seamed construction (Extra Sturdy to withstand rowdy playtime with a T-Rex)
• Sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras (Because flying back to my ancestral home in Australia is physically impossible for me).
• Disclaimer: The Lighter colors appear slightly sheer and may look see-through in bright lights.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
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Whether your chick is Walking, Dancing or doing the Zoomies, this soft tee guarantees they will look cool while doing all the weird things they do.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (guaranteed fluffier than my feathers).
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Excellent for camouflaging near fences and under brush).
• Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester (Aerodynamic for running with neighborhood velociraptors).
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m2 (Lightweight enough to ensure you never overheat in the Outback.
• Pre-shrunk fabric (Because, duh).
• Relaxed unisex fit (Great for kids, puppies, or large flightless birds).
• Side-seamed construction (Extra Sturdy to withstand rowdy playtime with a T-Rex)
• Sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras (Because flying back to my ancestral home in Australia is physically impossible for me).
• Disclaimer: The Lighter colors appear slightly sheer and may look see-through in bright lights.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis