Youth - The Great Emu War
Heather Columbia Blue / S
$22.00
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$22.00
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"VICTORY!"
*Did you know that 'The Great Emu War of 1932' is a factual story? Google it...the Emu Win. This tee is in honor of the brave men and women who laid down their weapons to surrender to the obviously more intelligent Emu.
Whether your chick is Walking, Dancing or doing the Zoomies, this soft tee guarantees they will look cool while doing all the weird things they do.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (guaranteed fluffier than my feathers).
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Excellent for camouflaging near fences and under brush).
• Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester (Aerodynamic for running with neighborhood velociraptors).
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m2 (Lightweight enough to ensure you never overheat in the Outback.
• Pre-shrunk fabric (Because, duh).
• Relaxed unisex fit (Great for kids, puppies, or large flightless birds).
• Side-seamed construction (Extra Sturdy to withstand rowdy playtime with a T-Rex)
• Sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras (Because flying back to my ancestral home in Australia is physically impossible for me).
• Disclaimer: The Lighter colors appear slightly sheer and may look see-through in bright lights.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis
Youth - The Great Emu War
$22.00
Sale price
$22.00
Regular price
*Did you know that 'The Great Emu War of 1932' is a factual story? Google it...the Emu Win. This tee is in honor of the brave men and women who laid down their weapons to surrender to the obviously more intelligent Emu.
Whether your chick is Walking, Dancing or doing the Zoomies, this soft tee guarantees they will look cool while doing all the weird things they do.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (guaranteed fluffier than my feathers).
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Excellent for camouflaging near fences and under brush).
• Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester (Aerodynamic for running with neighborhood velociraptors).
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m2 (Lightweight enough to ensure you never overheat in the Outback.
• Pre-shrunk fabric (Because, duh).
• Relaxed unisex fit (Great for kids, puppies, or large flightless birds).
• Side-seamed construction (Extra Sturdy to withstand rowdy playtime with a T-Rex)
• Sourced from Nicaragua, the US, Guatemala, or Honduras (Because flying back to my ancestral home in Australia is physically impossible for me).
• Disclaimer: The Lighter colors appear slightly sheer and may look see-through in bright lights.
*Wear it...Admire it...Strut in it. ~Dennis